The Happy Couples!

Oh Readers, well you came and you stopped me from shaking

and I need you today oh readers!

...

Barry Manilow <3

Gah! Got my hair cut the other day so MY HAIR IN THESE WILL BE CHANGING.

Just not today my sweet little pancakes of seduction.

For this week, Im pondering the implications of LOVE.

Of course, me being a hermaphrodite means I'll never need a parthner because I have both sets of genitals.

JOKING. I have the one the boys have. I think. I an't checked in a while.

ANYWAY!

Of course if I'm talking about Love its not going to be about the real world... its going to be...

Nathan's Top 5 List of TV Couples!

Yes my battered garlic moths, I will be sharing with you my Top 5 Couples!

5. Owen Harper and Toshiko Sato (Torchwood)

Ship Name = Toshowen

<3 Owen Harper and Toshiko Sato </3

   Of course Owen and Toshiko both work for Captain Jack Harkness in Torchwood which is an Adult version of Doctor who, despite the show trying to be adult by having a 'Sex' Alien.

Now, from the beginning of the series it was evident Toshiko had a thing for Owen, and Owen seemed Oblivious, being the bad boy that he is. However with the aliens and stuff a lot got in the way, including:

• Owen had an affair with Gwen Cooper the Welsh Legend. This stopped when her BF found out.
• Owen started making love with a woman from the 50's who flew away and died or something.
• Toshiko made an alien friend who had a pendant that made her a lesbian or something.
• Toshiko was also dating a man who was frozen since world war two or something.
• In a parallel universe caused by some Alien Ginger, Owen fancied Tosh who was unaware
• Owen died

Yep. After almost a year and a half of trying to tell each other the truth, Toshiko's life was over because Owen was shot dead at the end of a mission. However everything was fine as Jack found a glove that brought him back to life (he also summoned death to earth too but nevermind) So Toshiko wasn't too upset.

However when Owen - now ressurected went to a power plant to stop it melting down, he was locked inside as it started to melt down.

 I always thought if something is going to explode or whatever, you STAY AWAY.

The only connection he had to the outside world was to speak with Toshiko, who was also Shot but decided instead of attempting to remove the bullet and save her own life, took a pain killer and spoke to Owen as he died.

So technically they were never together.

BUT T'WAS MEANT TO BE.

4. Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson (Glee)

Ship Name =Klaine

</3 Kurt and Blaine </3

 Where to start with this pair?

Hmm... Well Kurt was like all alone and gay and stuff, and really sad all the time because he was lonely.

To make it worse some fat jock guy called Karofsky was bullying him for being gay, despite forcing a snog on Kurt in the locker room (WOT A FOOKIN HIPOKRIT). So Kurt naturally decided to go to a different school where he just HAPPENED to meet another gay guy called Blaine who is his ideal. And when the two bond over a bird dying or something, they start going out and stuff.

Then in the next season, they had sex. Lots of off screen, fully clothed sex.

*Shudders*

Sorry. Anyway, THEN they argued and were close to breaking up because Kurt started texting some guy who totally fancied him and didn't tell him to back off and Blaine found out.

Other than that, this is STEREO-TYPICALLY PERFECT.

3. Amy Pond and Rory Williams (Doctor Who)

Ship Name = Romy

</3 Rory and Amy </3

Oh this is a story.

These two grew up together in the tiny little town of Leadworth, Rory just wanting to be Amy's friend and Amy FAR too busy with her best friend Mels (who was her daughter in the future or something). As they grew up, Mels noticed that Rory was hopelessly in love with Amy and Amy was oblivious, due to Amy's issues with the raggedy man who crashed into her life years ago.

Eventually, the two got together and when the Doctor returned to fight off the Atraxi and Prisoner Zero, they helped before he vanished again. Two years later they were engaged to be married! The Doctor returned and crashed Rory's stag do by informing him that Amy had tried to kiss him. The three went off travelling.

Some stuff happened.

• In a Dream universe where they were married, Amy was preggers, and Rory had a pony tail. Rory died.
• In the real universe, Rory was shot dead just before they could board the TARDIS and absorbed into the Crack in Time and space. This means he never existed, and only the Doctor remembered him.
• An alien alliance devised a plan from Amy's possesions to make a trap for the Doctor - and this brought Rory back to life as a roman auton plastic soldier.
• As afformentioned Soldier - Rory shot Amy by accident. She died.
• Amy was put in the Pandorica box - a box to sustain people. She had to stay inside for 2000 years to be brought back to life. Rory guarded her as a roman soldier.
• The Doctor reboots the universe - removing himself.
• Rory and Amy get married! Amy wishes the Doctor back into existence or something
• They go travelling together and make a baby on the TARDIS, giving the baby some weird DNA.
• This weird  DNA caused the baby to be Part Timelord. So a group of Aliens set on killing the Doctor kidnapped Amy and left a clone of her on the TARDIS as she grew further pregnant.
• She gave birth to Rory's baby, and named it Melody after her childhood friend - Mels.
• The baby was born and taken to be the Doctors assasin.
• Melody broke free and regenerated, growing up to be her own mothers friend at school.

So yeah... Yeah that happened. 

 

2. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock)

Ship Name = Johnlock

</3 Sherlock and John </3

Lets face it. These two are shagging. Harder than it is to find Unobtanium (Avatar Refrence for the win)

John's an Army Doctor with a supposed leg injury (which wasn't real, he used it for sympathy sex)

and Sherlock's a tall clever man who observes EVERYTHING. Therefore he observed he wanted to mate with John.

I have nothing more to say. Shag on Sherlock and John!

HERE IT IS...

NUMBER ONE.

1. SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT AND BREAD (SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT)
SHIP NAME = SKAGUETTE

No explanation needed.