How my mind pondered to a DVD Rental Shop

"Good morning star shine,

The Lough says - Hello" ;)

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Just a tune before we begin. How are we all doing my lemon cake suprises?

Good? Me too. Well I have bad news but we'll get onto that another time.

This week I'd like to share with you my tale of "How my mind pondered to a DVD Rental Shop"

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Bit long title, but it'll work.

To begin - This is my brother Daniel.

 

Yes, he's blonde with a MASSIVE pony tail.

If he grew breasts I'd call him Rapunzel.

"BUT NATHAN?!"  I hear my readers scream - "what on earth does this have to do with DVD's?"

I'm getting to it.

My brother seems to like to BORROW my DVD's. The DVD's I save up for and buy. I have quite a healthy colletion, and Im not suprised he's ENVIOUS AND WANTS TO BORROW THEM.

But his borrowing of my DVD's aggrivated me so much, I decided to have a little Dramatical fun with it.

So now, in the whole situation when he knocks and asks to borrow a DVD, my bedroom is a DVD Rental Shop all of a sudden.

"Nathan-Buster Video" its called.

The owner was Nathan Lough - a character just like me - but more stubborn and poncy.

So then, after I FINALLY gave in and let him have the DVD, as I got my pyjamas on, I saw in my wardrobe - MY HAT COLLECTION.

This gave me an idea. What if the DVD shop wasn't just a shop - it could be filled with characters, all of whom would be played by the wonderful ever sponge cake filled ME.

But how could you tell when I played a different Person?

THE HATS WOULD CHANGE.

And so I created the Janitor of the shop - Carlisle Janitor

He was more sympathetic and would sneak DVD's out to my brother if he wanted to borrow them when I wouldn't let him.

Then a pair of hats created these two - Vinnie Mobsta and his Daughter Lorna Mobsta

Vinnie is the head of a crime family and often pops into the video shop to rent "The Godfather" and his daughter Lorna became obsessed with my brother Daniel whenever he visited for a DVD.

Then again, my mind got carried away and spat out - Lynne Sheilaston

An obese but loveable security guard, she just wants to be loved by ANYBODY and sometimes cries at Daniel (Of course, all these characters do things to annoy him, to discourage him from TAKING MY DVDS! >:() )

THEN MY MIND STRUCK AGAIN ALONG WITH A NEW HAT

Meet David Kodakopia

(Pronounced Co-Dake-O-Pee-a)

 He was a street magician that fell in Love with Lynne and constantly try to got Daniel to ask her out for him.

You can tell I'm into Drama...

However, these characters didn't just bob about - eventually as my Brother kept coming back for MORE DVDS - they had story lines.

 This is what happened.

MANY YEARS AGO,  Vinnie and his Daughter Lorna moved to the city to start up the crime business again - however a murderer (unkown whom) killed Lorna at a young age, causing Vinnie, a loving single father to develop Schizophrenia, and begin pretending to be his young Daughter.

ALSO MANY YEARS AGO, Carlisle and his Wife Petunia had a baby, David. However Petunia died in the process and Carlisle gave David away. He ended up being raised in Sheila's family, and died of Measles aged eight on Christmas Day. Sheila loved him and so now she still struggles to remove her santa hat, and imagines David as an older gentleman who is still chasing after her - because all she wants is to be loved.

HOWEVER, Lorna at one point followed Daniel (my bro) for AN ENTIRE day. Really creepily. In the back of the video shop, by Brother killed Lorna, however Carlisle came in and helped him out, and took the body to throw it in the lake next to the video shop. Vinnie however who had Schizophrenia woke up just as he was thrown in, and as Carlisle walked away, Vinnie murdered Carlisle for killing his daughter, as he had never seen Daniel at the scene of the crime.

ALSO, Lynne finally got over David and stopped imagining him and began to date Vinnie.

*BREATHES DEEPLY*

This story probably makes you think I'm insane. 

Well, that explains why my hands are behind my back for the whole story.